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Mary6906
10-10-2008, 06:53 AM
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers. So that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2009:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!


And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang

Sara
10-10-2008, 09:44 AM
Too funny, Mary! :D You had me going at the title. Where do you get this stuff?

aabram
10-10-2008, 11:47 AM
These are GREAT :) Thanks, Mary.

Annabel

Beth
10-10-2008, 05:19 PM
My partner is sleeping (works nights now...) and the kids, sorry to say,have been making me a little crazy since 5am today. I soooooo needed to laugh. And I did, out loud.

Thanks so much!

Eva
10-11-2008, 01:04 AM
Glad to hear you are having fun with Wiener Girl's nutty jokes :D

Eva

Ginny
10-11-2008, 09:50 AM
LOL, Mary!

hoops
10-11-2008, 12:49 PM
mary, i think you know what i have to say...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
peace
hoops

dragonlady
10-13-2008, 08:19 PM
my Fidelity 401(k) just lost almost $1100 in one quarter so i needed a little investment laugh today...

-di