Silly Easter Jokes

[Dee]

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.

:p :rolleyes: :)

HAPPY EASTER WEEKEND EVERYBODY

[Des]

lol Dee:D

Did you get a nice big choccy egg?

[Dee]

No chocolate of any sort, Des. I am however still laughing about Margay's picture (http://www.janisian.com/forum/showthread.php?t=150) the other day.

[Denise]

HAPPY EASTER !!!!!!! :) :) :)
Hope everyone has a nice day tomorrow, no matter how it is spent.
At our house, unfortunately, we have 2 family members working tomorrow so we will try to have a nice dinner together in the evening. Just sitting down to eat together is always special since it's very hard to do nowadays with everyone's busy schedules.

Cute jokes Dee!!! :D

[Dee]

Have a good Easter Denise. This may sound a little off-kilter (who me? LOL) but my main meal this Easter is occurring today at a famous Deli here in town. My boyfriend Jimmy and I are meeting his daughter and son-in-law from Toronto there early this afternoon. The daughter I met briefly a few weeks ago, but this is the first time to meet the son-in-law. Feeling a bit nervous about it all and praying we all get along, since the news of Jimmy and me seeing each other is still pretty new to them both.

[Denise]

Good luck Dee and let me know how it all goes.... :)

[Dee]

Thanks Denise,

Jim and I decided to visit the Museum of Nature this morning. Alas, no one told me not to feed the dinosaurs!

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d149/danielmarkskelton/Photo%20Shoebox/DeefeedsaDino-BIGmistake.jpg

We had a very relaxed and amiable lunch at the Deli, and continued our visit back at Jimmy's afterward for a while. His daughter and her husband are very easy to get along with and down to Earth people, just the way I like’m. :)

Enjoy your Easter dinner tomorrow!

[Des]

lol...dinosaurs & easter eggs eh Dee;)

[Dee]

Yes Des,

As a young child I used to wait for an overnight visit from the Easter Dinosaur. The bunny rabbit hadn't been invented yet.

[Denise]

Glad it went well Dee - love the pic!

We are all trying to cut the treats around here, so I didn't do the usual "sh*tload" of candy. Just got one little candy treat each.
I thought my 2 kids (21 & 16) would be happy, but they were HUGELY disappointed when there wasn't a "stash" waiting for them as they awoke yesterday morning.
Can't win.... :(
But then we DID have a very enjoyable sit-down dinner together later in the day. :)